Alls you need to do is get in bed, turn out the lights, and press Play. This is Sleep With Me, the podcast that puts you to sleep. INTRO: Hey, are you up all night tossing, turning, mind racing? Trouble getting to sleep? Trouble staying asleep? Well, welcome. Thanks for making it possible, my patron peeps. It’s time for Sleep With Me, the podcast that puts you to sleep. It’s…'cause this is a confused person talking. She’s a goddess and that’s…if you’re confused now, welcome.

My brain…but, you know, Bette Midler is a deity to me. So, if you love dino…if you’ve ever wondered about birds or dinosaurs or you’ve ever wanted to fall asleep…Bette Midler does not call the podcast, but if she ever wanted me to go on a tangent about On Eagle’s Wings…oh, that’s…is that not a Bette Midler song? Some part of my brain said, that’s not a Bette Midler song. Then we’re gonna be talking…this is a crossover episode with the podcast I Know Dino. What we’ll have coming up is support - that’s how the show is free - then a long, meandering intro. I mean, that’s only what a lot of listeners…regular listeners said hey, it took two or three tries for me to get used to the show. It does take a few tries to get used to, so kinda see how it goes. That’s why I make the show, and because I’ve been there in the deep, dark night tossing, turning, mind racing.

What I’m going to attempt to do is create a safe place where you could set aside whatever is keeping you awake, to take your mind off of stuff, to keep you company so that you could fall asleep, 'cause you deserve a good night’s sleep.

But it’s time…if you’re wondering, why is this person talking about the…? That sounds so pointless and boring, talking about the chair you’re sitting…I say, well, welcome to Sleep With Me, the podcast that’s here to put you to sleep. It’s also way bigger than the chair I had before, but…yeah, we’ll see how it goes. I record under the stairs in my apartment, and this chair is upgraded. SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for the podcaster who’s sitting in a new chair…well, the chair’s not new, but it’s new to the studio, AKA, the climb-in closet.

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